eithmableura12's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Utopian Mining]

This is really fun! It kinda reminds me of both DigDug and Minecraft at the same time. My only problem is, it can be really hard to get money to upgrade stuff at first. But I haven't played for very long, so I guess it'll get better as it goes on!

Schulles responds:

You certainly will! Thanks!

[Skincraft]

fuuuuun

I tried to make myself, but I'm a girl and you can't make girls on this Flash... but great work, musta been hell putting this thing together! :)

The-Swain responds:

Some people have tried to make girl characters, but the model used in Minecraft looks like the figure of the dude on the Men's bathroom door. That's what we had to work with.

[-> PANCAKES!!! <-]

AWESUMMMMZERZZZ

I can't get enough of this game for some reason! This game is retarded, crappily-drawn, and just plain STUPID. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Man, can you post a tutorial on how you made this game? I want to make one too! The facts that the fat people move around makes for an extra challenge, and the salad shooter can make them... vanish into thin air for "no particular reason whatsoever."
The only drawback on this game is that I ALWAYS GET STUCK ON THE SECOND FREAKIN ROOM. I end up either getting stuck in the pit of despair in front of me, or the fat man touches me and I have to crap myself to death XD
But WHYYYYYY did you put the pancakes and waffles in the walls of the first room, where absolutely NO ONE can reach them? I know, you'll probably say something witty as a reply like you always do. Still, it's a waste of space and time.
I love how the game is just completely random, with no plot other than to shoot and kill every fat person you see and collect various breakfast pastries that they so rudely stole from you, and that are rightfully yours-- why the hell am I even saying this??? XD
So, yeah, make it so you can get to each doorway EASILY, and your random stories are awesomely stupid. Keep it up FatKidWitAJetPak!

FatKidWitAJetPak responds:

Lo, thats the one reason why I like this game as well:

Because its complete shit.

The fact that it is shit just makes it incredibly lulzy and fun to mess around with. If you get to the end, you get to fight this epic boss battle where a man in a wizard hat twirls his cane at you. You kill him in one hit, and then the game ends. Lol.

I made this game at a camp, I really can't tell you all the details... but it was made with Flash 2008 using AS1.