Hey guys it's Lulu, and I'm back to Newgrounds and stuff.
I've cheered up a bit from the XJ9 hentai thingy and the hate-mail post I wrote, because you people keep sending me messages. It really means a whole lot, guys :)
So anyway, I was just digging through my old first-grade creations, and I found a few stories I had written in my spare time. Wow, I was one retarded kid. I apparently was at an age where I couldn't understand a story unless every last detail was written down. Here's an example:
"Sophie thought about peering out of the window to see if the fairies had come out yet. She rolled over, sat up on her bed and put her feet on the floor. Then Sophina pulled the covers off herself, smoothed them on her bed neatly, and tiptoed to the window. Moonlight shone through it."
BTW, the girl's name is Sophina and I don't know why I called her Sophie. Maybe I was trying to rip off the BFG or something. Anyway, I had a thing with fairies and magic stuff back then, so of course I wrote stories about fairies and magic stuff whenever I got the chance. I would also copy other famous books, like Matilda and Peter Pan and stuff like that.
Did Sophina REALLY have to go through all the trouble of rolling over, then sitting up and putting her feet on the floor without getting out from under the covers, THEN take them off and smoothe them down? Maybe she's a clean freak or something.
I must have thought I was sooooo clever by adding the sentence "Moonlight shone through it." Apparently describing things vividly like this elaborate sentence enhances the appraising reviews you would achieve from readers. (That entire sentence is based on the fact that just because you use a lot of big-ass words, it doesn't necessarily make the story any better.)
Anyway you're probably bored of listening to my rantings so I will end this off right now. I will see you guys latah.