eithmableura12's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Hammer & Fail 2]

Well I'm impressed. Again.

Niiiiice, I watched the first part, but I realized it didn't have the part with Tom screaming into the telephone. Well, it kinda added to the randomness. By the way, I wonder who Tord's evil twin is?
"Well we could ask *EDUARDOOOOOOOOOO* for help" XD

[asdfmovie3]

Luv it luv it luv it

"Hey man look at my new dog." "Oh yeah that's pretty cool AAAAAAUUGH there's no dog there." "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" "OAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAH"
"I AM YOUR SAMWICH. *bleurgh*" (that's how he said it lulz)
"Pfffft Screw gravity!" *woooooooooooop* :D
"OK Jim I'll see ya around, where are you going-*BANG* AAUGH OH NO, that's not what I thought he meant at all!!!"
"There's something on your face!" *WHACK* " IT WAS PAIN!"
"I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAAAAAAAAAAD!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
*ziiiiiip* "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT."
"Hey guys check out my new camera!" *BANG* "Oh wait this isn't a camera..."
"Die potato!" "Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu--"
"I LIKE TRAINS."
Hey, where can I find the second movie? Is it only on YouTube? Because I can't find it here... :(
"I baked you a pie." "Oh boy, what flavor?" "PIE FLAVOR." XD

[asdfmovie]

Funny stuff!!!

"My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeeeeeeheheeeeee."
"Hello parking meter!" "Hello." :O
*presses button* "... ... ... Hm."
"TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!" *pop*
"AAAGH! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?! I HAVE A WIFE AND FAMILY!!! TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVE THEM" "daddyyyyyyyyyyyy!" "NOOOOOOOOO" *splat*
Oh jeez. Don't EVER stop making these asdfmovies!

[The Ultimate Showdown]

Awesome!!!

I recognize many more of the characters now that I'm older and watching this. The only thing I STILL don't understand is why Mr. Roger stabbed himself. Someone clear that up please?

[Monarch]

O.o

Okay, I'll say it. This was probably the scariest thing I've ever seen. But I know what you're getting at.

It's sorta as if the guy walked into McDonald's, but didn't know about the food's effects. So Ronald McDonald told him to eat it, thus causing him to give in, get fat, and hallucinate about cows. Then, machines suddenly come and start eating up the cows, so as to make the burgers, and he gets killed in the hallucination. He then wakes up and somehow is seeing inside himself. The giant person looking down at him is, in fact, the Burger King, which I figured out. The Burger King takes over his whole body, and he got so sick he wound up in the hospital.

I hope that's enough to swallow, and enough to explain the Flash. It gave me nightmares for about a month when I watched this for the first time. My parents then forbid me from using Firefox. So, you technically got me halfway grounded. XD But that was YEARS ago. They explained the video to me later on. A while later, I remembered this Flash and thought about the storyline. I looked at the comments and reviews of the movie. And I realized all the stuff above this paragraph that you just read.

Keep animating, just try not to traumatize me again. XD I'm kidding you know. You have my support! :)

[ARGHHHTOR]

LUV IT!!!

This Flash is AWESOME! I like how you combined real life elements with drawings, and how you actually burned up the paper for the laser-eye effect. Having your hand act as the monster was clever, especially how it combined with the cartoonish surroundings.I also loved the humor. "Someone put creamed corn in my IV... aaaaauuuuuuurrrrrgghhhh..."
I liked the part where the monster crushed one guy with its finger and all the other passersby can say is "Ugh, my CARDIGAN!" XD

[Splash Attack]

so freakin true...

Magikarp, you suck...

I've been watching WAYYYYY too much Pokemon... because I actually say that stuff while I play Pokemon games... "Hit 'em with a (attack) attack!" "You got this, (Pokemon)" and stuff like that... god I'm such a loser... XD
"Use Hyper Beam! W-what the f*ck you mean you don't have Hyp- JUST USE SPLASH ATTACK."

[The Real Legend 3]

I envy you...

You manage to animate well, pull off these jokes, get on the front page, and NOT get bored at all (well it seems). I can't even get good reviews on my best work around here! How the hell do you do all that?!
Anyway... the flash... oh yeah! Bad audio quality, but improved halfway through the movie somehow. I like the flare dancer and how he just speaks in the same tone all the time ("Oh god my haiiiiiir..."XD) This is easily my favorite installment... so far!

[Polkamon]

lulz

I noticed that he mentioned Ditto twice. I wish he mentioned Chikorita or any other Johto Pokemon though... oh well, he still put in Aipom and Elekid and Bellossom and so on. That's good enough for me! :)

[Hank draws a Girlfriend]

teehee again

Niiiice humor here. I loved the part where he was "studying" the women on his wall and when he drew the girlfriends breasts XD